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cumswapper 

Generally used as an insult towards woman... or men. Same thing as callin someone a bitch or whore. It's the act of after a man has ejaculated into one woman's mouth, she then passes it to a second woman. And continues. It's now become a derogitory term me and my friends use to talk shit about someone.
Guy1: I talked to heather and...

Guy2: and what?

Guy1: nothin due. She was just being a cumswapper.
cumswapper by xlsloshlx March 2, 2009
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cumslappet 

A dude that has just finished the greatest of male orgasms but it doesn't out penis it comes out the mouth.
Brian cumslappeted that old man on the road.
cumslappet by Squich April 21, 2017
To swallow great amounts of sperm with pleasure.
"Becky is the biggest cumsipper? She takes it down like a bottle of Cristal."
cumsipper by MetzgeR February 2, 2004

cumsopper 

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
cumsopper by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

Cumstopper 

A slut who gives you hopes of a good fuck, only to cancel on you last minute causing the excess cum produced from anticipated sex to be bottled up. This leads to balls swelling to the size of a grapefruit.
Guy1: "Bro, my balls hurt from hanging heavy. My slut bailed out on me again."

Guy2: "That slut's fucked up."

Guy1: "Nah bro, she's cool. She can just be a real cumstopper sometimes though."
Cumstopper by BelASSis February 1, 2013

cumstopper 

your girlfriend is a cumstopper
I aint seen my cumstopper yet
cumstopper by ziggy pigg November 26, 2006

Cumstopper 

This is when your "dick ridding" but then suddenly stopping and switching sides and excetera, it is also a word you would call your friends for fun even though they aren't doing it
"Nah bro is pulling a cumstopper you were just dick riding him but now you finally hopped off"

"No you cumstopper"
Cumstopper by Sleelyheadera March 17, 2023
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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