cumpke

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman while she's taking a dump.

Happy birthday! Now get on the toilet and enjoy your cumpke!

by Censoria May 1, 2024

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cumpkin

you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head

we totally got jaime to let us make a cumpkin, she kept it on forever

by ben decarlo September 28, 2006

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cumpewter

A computer covered in cum

You got cum all over the cumpewter u asshole

by Ehirsch December 30, 2013

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Cumpernikkle

Cum colliding mud air and exploding like a firework on the forth of july

Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical

Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now

by horndorninthecastle April 3, 2021

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Cumpkin

To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.

Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!

Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.

by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009

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