cumpke 

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman while she's taking a dump.

Happy birthday! Now get on the toilet and enjoy your cumpke!

cumpke by Censoria May 1, 2024

cumpkin 

you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head

we totally got jaime to let us make a cumpkin, she kept it on forever

cumpkin by ben decarlo September 28, 2006

cumpewter 

A computer covered in cum

You got cum all over the cumpewter u asshole

cumpewter by Ehirsch December 30, 2013

Cumpernikkle

Cum colliding mud air and exploding like a firework on the forth of july

Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical

Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now

Cumpernikkle by horndorninthecastle April 3, 2021

Cumpkin 

To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.

Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!

Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.

Cumpkin by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009

Cumpet 

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

Cumpet by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

cumike 

Clever way of fooling your boss into thinking the workday is over. Works particularly well if your boss is named "Mike".

"Cumike!"
"See you guys!"

cumike by bacondaddy August 14, 2020