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cumpkin
you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head
cumpkin by ben decarlo September 28, 2006
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cumpke • cumpet • Cumplé • Cumper • cumpee • cumpkin • Cumpleanos • cumkettle • cumperiod • Cumpernikkle
Cumpernikkle
Bro last night Brandon and I cumpernikkled , it was magical
Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now
Chris and I finally were able to pull off a decent cumbernikkle, its basically official now
Cumpernikkle by horndorninthecastle April 3, 2021
Cumpkin
To push a joke so far that it stops being funny, only to continue pushing it so that eventually becomes funny again. Functions as both a noun and a verb.
Richard: Why do you suppose that Peter Kay keeps repeating the same material on his live DVDs? It's as though he's incapable of writing fresh material, but such a thing cannot be!
Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.
Emma: Perhaps he's attempting to cultivate a cumpkin.
Cumpkin by Darth Voorhees December 9, 2009
Cumpet
A living being that was produced by sperm.
We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
Cumpet by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019
cumike
Clever way of fooling your boss into thinking the workday is over. Works particularly well if your boss is named "Mike".
cumike by bacondaddy August 14, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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