Cumpet

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019

cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

cumpet

A nickname for an English person who is smelly.

'Andrew is a cumpet'

by haggis November 9, 2013

Cumpet

An insult for disobedient young ladies - usually those found to be Boozie fairies. An insult predominately used in Nampa Idaho.

Walgreens lady: show me your ID are you 21
Cumpet: I’m not showing you my ID
Walgreens lady : you disobedient little cumpet

by SophicSequipedalian May 24, 2020

cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

Competitive BSing

A term Riot Games came up with to combat toxicity. Nobody actually knows what it means.

Friend (Loading into League of Legends game): What does Competitive BSing mean?
Me: Idk man I'll google it.
Me (Shortly after): Nobody knows.

by zMuZZle February 5, 2020

sperm competition

The theory that the sperm from two or more males will compete with each other inside a females reproductive tract to fertilize her egg.

Sperm competition should insure that only the most virile of males father offspring.

by Dancerooster August 25, 2020