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Cumputer 

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it
let's search some porn on your cumputer
cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Cumputer 

A computer you only use to look up porn
Guy 1: Hey man, why is this keyboard so sticky?

Guy 2: Oh, thats because its my cumputer
Cumputer by Rofflez March 28, 2009

cumputer 

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.
husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.
cumputer by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

cumpster 

A female "cum dumpster." A slutty woman who can not last more than 3 days without ingesting cum. see also "Costco Bukkake" and "Cupcakke."
Jen, the cumpster, fucked 4 Italian guys in 3 different holes last night. She loves being showered in cum. She IS a dumpster. The Cumpster.
cumpster by BigmuffDiver April 25, 2011

Cumpooter 

1. Poor spelling of the word computer
2 When after anal sex a man ejaculates into his partners asshole and his partner lets out a giant fart that sprays the semen everywhere
1. Person 1: d00d i wish mah cumpooter was faster

Person 2: it computer dipshit
2. Man i love it when Steve and I make a cumpooter but the clean up is just terrible.
Cumpooter by PolPots September 16, 2011