Com/jew/ter Pronunciationkuhm-joo-ter
–adjective
1. An electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.
In other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
–adjective
1. An electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.
In other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
Tom - "Not to sound Anti-Semetist, but this computer is being well Jewish"
Harry - "You mean it's a comjewter"
Harry - "You mean it's a comjewter"
by King J-Me November 10, 2008
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–adjective
1. An electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.
In other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
–adjective
1. An electronic device designed to accept data, perform prescribed mathematical and logical operations at high speed, and display the results of these operations, that is acting in a way that is not expected or wanted of if, or like a jew.
In other words, a computer that crashes or freezes up often, turns itself off, or performs unwanted operations.
Tom - "Not to sound Anti-Semetist, but this computer is being well Jewish"
Harry - "You mean it's a comjewter"
Harry - "You mean it's a comjewter"
by King J-Me December 14, 2008
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Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
by sans is MINE October 11, 2017
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Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''
Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''
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Usually say something a long the lines of :
“(insert quote from the video)”
“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts
“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”
“First”
“As a (insert word)…”
“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”
“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
Usually say something a long the lines of :
“(insert quote from the video)”
“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts
“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”
“First”
“As a (insert word)…”
“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”
“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.
2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023
Get the YouTube shorts commenters mug.Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.
Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?
by thepragmatist July 24, 2015
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