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cumpent by WatDaDawgDoin September 17, 2021
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Cumcentration
The skill required to keep yourself from prematurely ejaculating when having sex with a significant other.
Steve: So I was fucking my main bitch last night, and I was pretty nervous and scared that I'd blow my load.
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.
Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?
Alan: What'd you do?
Steve: I just thought about rainbows and shit.
Alan: Whoa that must've taken tons of cumcentration.
Sophie: I have this jewish boyfriend, and he keeps prematurely ejaculating.
Oprah: Bitch you gotta send your man to a cumcentration camp.
Sohpie: Oprah, that's very socially insensitive, I dont make fun of you for being a queefopotamus, do I?
Cumcentration by Germ604 June 25, 2009
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cumpent • cumpet • cument • cummentary • cumpetition • cumtent • Clumpentine • compentent • Cumbent • Cumcentration
cummentary
a collection of shared moments in memory exchanged via texts, memories of sweat and involuntary gasps, hands against flesh, and moans of intense climax; memories of soft easy laughter against pillows and the southward migration of goosebumps raised off smooth skin
Our cummentary led directly from texting to the bedroom; I couldn't wait for his clothes to hit the floor.
cummentary by Sunny Lanning June 24, 2015
Cumpet
A living being that was produced by sperm.
We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets
Cumpet by JEHEUEJSJEH December 2, 2019
cumpet
Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.
cumpet by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020
cumment
A comment on facebook or other social media that lets the reader know that they are going to be ejaculating by the time they press enter or send. This is usually done while typing one handed.
If I had a nickel, everytime a dude would cumment on my facebook pictures... I would be one rich bitch.
cumment by terramayfield January 17, 2012
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