Definitions by DKGoneWild

cumpet 

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

cumpet by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

bukayak 

The act of men jacking off into a kayak until it sinks.

Evan: "Hey Darwin, Sherry hasn't really been giving me any action this week."
Darwin: "Well...I have a canoe that requires some bukayaking if you're in the mood."

bukayak by DKGoneWild January 24, 2017