bukayak

The act of men jacking off into a kayak until it sinks.

Evan: "Hey Darwin, Sherry hasn't really been giving me any action this week."
Darwin: "Well...I have a canoe that requires some bukayaking if you're in the mood."

by DKGoneWild January 24, 2017

cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020