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Cumpadres

Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence.

Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).

Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.

Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.

Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
We used to be fuck buddies, but we've moved into a Cumpadres situation
by Chlobba March 19, 2022
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cumpadre

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007
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cumrades

When two male friends or cordial acquaintances have full-on sex or an encounter otherwise resulting in ejaculation for the male party, with at least one common female.
"What?? You had sex with Sarah brah?? Me too! Cumrades for life man. "
by GermanUnicorns August 23, 2012
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compadre

1. godfather
2. a close friend
3. a classmate
4. a companion in war
mi compadre murio el sabado pasado en iraq.
los compadres duermien durante el clase.
by CardPenComic December 1, 2006
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Las Comadres

This Mexican term a group of girls call themselves who are very close with one another, can joke around with one another, laugh like donkeys at almost anything, make fun of everything, spill tea all time, and are Mexican. They really don’t care what other people think. They are very smart but also very retarted. They have many inside jokes and text each other basically 24/7. They’ve been through many hardships and challenges but have survived together. Mainly through texting each other the answers on homework. But that’s what a comadre is. They will sacrifice everything just to help one and another and be there for one another. You can do anything with Las Comadres. They are completely insane. They are your best friends. Las Comadres is the name of your best friend group and your group chat. Also there is a member of the group who sends memes a lot to keep things interesting.シ
Crusty, Dusty, and Ricky call themselves Las Comadres.
by Ricky シ August 1, 2019
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CUMPARE

American-Sicilian slang. Means "good fella; best friend".

Used in many italian-american movies.
Hey cumpare! How u doing?

Whats up cumpare?

Lets go cumpare!
by Federico Iussig Zuliani May 11, 2007
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compadre

originally meant to "co-parent". a term used in antiquity to detote two men who had taken an oath of friendship or blood-brotherood before the Church. later, such relationships and ceremonies were known as becoming "siblings before God", and still later compadre became synonymous with the role of godparents or baptismal sponsors.
by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003
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