Occupying the liminal space between FWB and an open relationship, Cumpadres share a mutual cumpassion, practice open cummunication, provide cumfort, cumpanionship and sexual gratification for one another, whilst leading independent lives and consciously working through unhealthy patterns of codepedence.
Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).
Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.
Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.
Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
Cumpadres can see / date / fuck other people, although they might not want to hear about, cumbine with or cumment on each other's conquests, and safe sex should be practised (condoms or regular testing).
Although there is good cumpatibility between them, and feelings that are more than platonic may be present, Cumpadres are unwilling/unable to cummit to a relationship, for reasons that go beyond just waiting for someone better to cum along.
Expectations between Cumpadres beyond the aforementioned are limited to: 1) respect of personal boundaries and 2) that there will be a next orgasm. Anything else is cumplimentary.
Cumpadres can cease the arrangement at any time by cummunicating this with the other person.
by Chlobba March 19, 2022
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Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007
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When two male friends or cordial acquaintances have full-on sex or an encounter otherwise resulting in ejaculation for the male party, with at least one common female.
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Get the compadre mug.This Mexican term a group of girls call themselves who are very close with one another, can joke around with one another, laugh like donkeys at almost anything, make fun of everything, spill tea all time, and are Mexican. They really don’t care what other people think. They are very smart but also very retarted. They have many inside jokes and text each other basically 24/7. They’ve been through many hardships and challenges but have survived together. Mainly through texting each other the answers on homework. But that’s what a comadre is. They will sacrifice everything just to help one and another and be there for one another. You can do anything with Las Comadres. They are completely insane. They are your best friends. Las Comadres is the name of your best friend group and your group chat. Also there is a member of the group who sends memes a lot to keep things interesting.シ
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Get the CUMPARE mug.originally meant to "co-parent". a term used in antiquity to detote two men who had taken an oath of friendship or blood-brotherood before the Church. later, such relationships and ceremonies were known as becoming "siblings before God", and still later compadre became synonymous with the role of godparents or baptismal sponsors.
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