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The act of cleaning one's brother's semen from a computer desk.
"Eww! Today I had to wipe my brother's cumoff my computer desk!"
by punkie078 November 17, 2004
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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