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A thing JOHNNASCUS says. I don't know what it means.
JOHN: cumo cumooo!
John fans: yes so true demigod
cumo by wormpiss69 November 25, 2021
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Remorse felt after cumming on a woman you actually care about. Sets in after orgasm when you realize she's a human being and someone's daughter.

(Origin: Fanarchy podcast)
I felt cumorse right after I came on my girlfriend's face.
Cumorse by NotLindsay January 14, 2017
Related Words
An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.
Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?
cumonable by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011
A nauseous feeling in your gut the morning after from guzzling ten plus loads of semen
After my wild night having a suck fest I ingested so much cum I had a cumover.
Cumover by lalaloveless June 28, 2016

Cumoflage 

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.
"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."
Cumoflage by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009
The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.
Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.
cumonia by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

Cumorning 

When you jerk off next to a girls face while she sleeping and wake her up as you cum on her face by yelling cumorning!
Dude, do you remember that girl from the bar? I cumorninged her!
Cumorning by Dance Commanded September 3, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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