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Remorse felt after cumming on a woman you actually care about. Sets in after orgasm when you realize she's a human being and someone's daughter.

(Origin: Fanarchy podcast)
I felt cumorse right after I came on my girlfriend's face.
Cumorse by NotLindsay January 14, 2017
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An adjective used to describe a person or object that provokes an urge to release semen upon.
Allison have i ever told you that you have a very cumonable face?
cumonable by Bucketofnails January 22, 2011
A nauseous feeling in your gut the morning after from guzzling ten plus loads of semen
After my wild night having a suck fest I ingested so much cum I had a cumover.
Cumover by lalaloveless June 28, 2016

Cumoflage 

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.
"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."
Cumoflage by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009
The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.
Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.
cumonia by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

Cumorning 

When you jerk off next to a girls face while she sleeping and wake her up as you cum on her face by yelling cumorning!
Dude, do you remember that girl from the bar? I cumorninged her!
Cumorning by Dance Commanded September 3, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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