cumnex

A tissue paper that has been soiled by a generous amount of male semen.

gabs mom got pregnant after fingering herself using her sons cumnex.

by yourmominathong? August 17, 2009

cumnex

A tissue paper that has been soiled by a generous amount of male semen.

gabs mom got pregnant after fingering herself using her sons cumnex.

by yourmominathong? August 25, 2009

Cumney

The divine combination of the two holy elements: Cum, and honey. This sacred amalgamation transcends all other purpose and meaning in life, not only on Earth but within the Universe and even over God himself. Cumney is the way, the truth, and the light; achieving the ultimate ratio between cum and honey, and loading the holy serum into a syringe as to inject into oneself, will allow the individual to ascend beyond humanity and become one with God.

“Did you hear what mike did last Friday night? Dude put his paycheck’s worth of cumney in a furnace to crystallize it, and broke it down into power so that he could snort it all in one sitting. Crazy stuff dude.”

by anonymous March 26, 2021

cumsexual

A fucking idiot

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*

by MinaTass April 21, 2021

Cumnection

The act of being so in sync with your partner that you cum at the same time.

It was beautiful, we cum same time. We had a real cumnection.

by MD girl 5 March 13, 2017

Cumnesia

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.

Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!

by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

Cumnoxious Vapor

The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.

Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.

by msacco August 25, 2021