Ohmygod! Gary's cumness is all over the car seat, the dashboard, the windows...! Guess he couldn't wait to get home to fuck Lucy!
by pentozali August 8, 2010
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Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.
Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!
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by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009
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M: “Where did you learn those moves?”
F: “I can’t believe you just said that”
M: “don’t get mad the cumnesty is still in place”
F: “I can’t believe you just said that”
M: “don’t get mad the cumnesty is still in place”
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I was really having a bad day. I came home put on some "O" from Pure Romance and my husband gave me cumnesia! Now I am so relaxed.
by WnabMedic January 21, 2015
Get the Cumnesia mug.It was one of those Monday, even the walls of her office were cumless. "Well, I could always call a pizza" Suzanne figured wriggling as innocently as she could at the thought of this new fulfilling project.
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