cumness

An unbelievably copious ejacukation of semen.

Ohmygod! Gary's cumness is all over the car seat, the dashboard, the windows...! Guess he couldn't wait to get home to fuck Lucy!

by pentozali August 8, 2010

Cumnesia

The act of post-sexual activity, after engaging in an orgasm, and forgetting what happened before the nocturnal emission, and/ or ejaculation, occurred.

Person 1: So I was fucking my wife, right? And then we stopped, and I wanted left overs for dinner, but forgot what we had! Damn Cumnesia.

Person 2: Dude I know what you mean, bro!

by BobbyBaja December 20, 2009

cumless nut

when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009

cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.

Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...

by Space Gnome December 30, 2014

cumnesty

A period of time following ejaculation whereby what is said can be forgiven or disregarded much like an amnesty.

M: “Where did you learn those moves?”
F: “I can’t believe you just said that”
M: “don’t get mad the cumnesty is still in place”

by Stoopoo November 13, 2022

Cumnesia

When you have really good sex and forget about whatever else is going on in your life! It's amnesia from a good ole fashioned cum

I was really having a bad day. I came home put on some "O" from Pure Romance and my husband gave me cumnesia! Now I am so relaxed.

by WnabMedic January 21, 2015

cumless

1. Lit. Deprived of cum.
2. Fig. Mildly bored.
3. Fig. Pitiful, Sad (affective)

It was one of those Monday, even the walls of her office were cumless. "Well, I could always call a pizza" Suzanne figured wriggling as innocently as she could at the thought of this new fulfilling project.

by Hurktang April 6, 2021