cumsex

To have semenal intercourse with oneself, another, or anything if you have no homies

Bro I cumsex STD buttsex with your dad

by Definitely not Tifa December 12, 2021

cumsex

sex, in which one or more partner/s experience "the splooshies"

"I wouldn't swallow because i've never had cumsex"
"i'm not a regular virgin but i am a cumsex virgin"

by wweedpasta July 17, 2023

cumsex

A combination of the terms cum and sex, this word refers to when two or more individuals have penetration, either oral, vaginal, or anal, and it involves the ejaculation fluid of a male reproductive system, otherwise known as semen or cum.

a dumbass: can two people with uterussy have cumsex?
some fruckboy name joshanathan who's probaly the king of cumsex: no you bitchwhore, they can't semenize. unlike what i did anal-wise to your dad last night!

by ihatehamilton July 17, 2023

cumselfie

A picture taken by the person in the photo where they have cum on their face.

Dude 1: "Did you see Jane's cumselfie?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. I love the way the light glistens on the cum dripping off her nose and chin."

by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017

Cumsequence

When a man leaves semen somewhere as a punishment on another person.

She was being mean to him so he left her a cumsequence in her pocket. Was she angry!

by Jennifer R May 31, 2005

cumsexual

A fucking idiot

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*

by MinaTass April 21, 2021

cumnex

A tissue paper that has been soiled by a generous amount of male semen.

gabs mom got pregnant after fingering herself using her sons cumnex.

by yourmominathong? August 17, 2009