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cumless nut
cumless nut by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009
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cumless • cumless nut • Cueless • cumfession • Cumlesterol • cumness • cupless • Curless • cutless • cutless supreme
cumfession
Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...
cumfession by Space Gnome December 30, 2014
Cumlesterol
Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.
Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.
Cumlesterol by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017
Cueless
Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...
Peter: Uh, yes, thank you Michael, uh yep, yep, yep...
Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...
(Later)
Darren: Did you see Michael just go on and on and on... he didn't notice Peter was bored stupid with his ramblings.
Kathryn: Yes, he was totally cueless!
Peter: Uh, yes, thank you Michael, uh yep, yep, yep...
Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...
(Later)
Darren: Did you see Michael just go on and on and on... he didn't notice Peter was bored stupid with his ramblings.
Kathryn: Yes, he was totally cueless!
Cueless by The Noam Gnome August 27, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.