cumless 

1. Lit. Deprived of cum.
2. Fig. Mildly bored.
3. Fig. Pitiful, Sad (affective)

It was one of those Monday, even the walls of her office were cumless. "Well, I could always call a pizza" Suzanne figured wriggling as innocently as she could at the thought of this new fulfilling project.

cumless by Hurktang April 6, 2021

cumless nut 

when someone jacks off and nothing more than precum comes out of the penis

James jacked off to porn and had a cumless nut.

cumless nut by Mr.Pogostick February 21, 2009

cumfession

Accidentally confessing your love to your parter in the heat of moment while cumming.

Omg last night I accidentally did a cumfession while fucking my gf last night! It was so embarassing...

cumfession by Space Gnome December 30, 2014

cumness 

An unbelievably copious ejacukation of semen.

Ohmygod! Gary's cumness is all over the car seat, the dashboard, the windows...! Guess he couldn't wait to get home to fuck Lucy!

cumness by pentozali August 8, 2010

Cumlesterol 

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

Cumlesterol by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Cueless 

The act of being completely oblivious to the verbal and non-verbal cues of others.

Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...

Peter: Uh, yes, thank you Michael, uh yep, yep, yep...

Michael: Blah, blah, blah, blah...

(Later)

Darren: Did you see Michael just go on and on and on... he didn't notice Peter was bored stupid with his ramblings.

Kathryn: Yes, he was totally cueless!

Cueless by The Noam Gnome August 27, 2011

Curless 

Someone who has been following people with animal masks ready to strike. Can often cause Tigger-Phobia.

"Don't be Curless with that mask of yours"

Curless by Grapefan September 13, 2012