cum-logged 

An adjective for a long piece of wood that has holes drilled into it that pirates use as a dutch wife to release sexual tension. Each hole is drilled approximately one body length apart so a long line of pirates can sodomize the wood simultaneously. The resulting effect is that the wood used to pleasure the pirates has become covered in cum. When the piece of wood no longer retains its natural rigidness, it is said to be "cum-logged."

Aargh matey, that bit of wood is cum-logged. Throw it overboard to Davy Jones's locker and put in a new piece of wood. Pirates want a dutch wife that isn't a big soggy mess, they like a little bit of roughness they do. Aargh!

cum-logged by Alex Davis March 29, 2008

two legged cum dumpster

A filthy whores' twat.

That stripper was definitely a two legged cum dumpster.

two legged cum dumpster by jlet April 24, 2010

cumclogged

after ejaculation and not all of it is out and you ignore it, then it dries over the hole.

Mike Southwood tried to pee one morning but he could not because he was cumclogged

cumclogged by chinky January 22, 2004