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Get the cumlock mug.A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......
After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....
by Master Brawny December 27, 2016
Get the CumCocktion mug.A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.
I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.
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Get the cumsock mug.distantly related to and resembling the cowlick- most famously showcased in "There's Something About Mary". One might best describe a cumlick as a product of ignorance and necessity. Improvisation in this instance was not an effective practice as cum should not replace your everyday hair gel.
Cameron Diaz sported a cumlick in "There's Something About mary" after mistaking cum on Ben Stiller's ear for hair gel and applying it to her blonde locks.
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