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distantly related to and resembling the cowlick- most famously showcased in "There's Something About Mary". One might best describe a cumlick as a product of ignorance and necessity. Improvisation in this instance was not an effective practice as cum should not replace your everyday hair gel.
Cameron Diaz sported a cumlick in "There's Something About mary" after mistaking cum on Ben Stiller's ear for hair gel and applying it to her blonde locks.
Cumlick by M&E April 29, 2008
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cumtickle 

The tickle you get either just before an orgasm or the orgasm as a result of a mild tickling sensation, often brought on by gentle stroking.
Janet, I have to tell you, my husband gave me the best cumtickle last night
cumtickle by NW Brown Star August 24, 2019

cumlicious 

something that tastes so delicious that it makes one cum
The ice cream cake was so cumlicious that the pregnant woman ended up with panty gravy on her chair.
cumlicious by epitome December 30, 2007
A cumlicker is an individual either male or female who performs long or short sessions of oral or lots of hot sexy bang bang fuck y fucky with their partner. When the male ejaculates or explodes like a rocket the woman or man if the male is gay will lick it and slurp it like a lollipop. On a females side the male or female with lick all the juicy pussy goodness up like the apple filling out of a piece of poonani pie.
That bitch slurped my knob then was a cumlicker when she sucked my dick.
cumlicker by MYdirtysecret November 6, 2006

cumlocked 

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.
Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!
cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

cumlocks 

When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks
Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.
cumlocks by Jip! June 23, 2006

Cumdickassshit 

A word used to exclaim extreme pain or rage.
Steve *Kicks Joey In The Ballsack*
Joes "CUMDICKASSSHIT!"