cumsocket

a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner

"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"

cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005

Cum Jockey 

After a very tall man has sex with a male or female horse (the man taking part in the role of the "giver"), he takes his dick out of the horse's asshole/vagina and sprays his cum on top of the horse's back. Before a horse race will begin, the lucky horse jockeys will notice said stain, and hence refer to the stain as a "Cum Jockey". The unlucky ones will place their saddle on top of the Cum Jockey, thereby causing the Jockey to slide around and be imbalanced during the horse race due to the lubrication effect of the sperm.

Jockey 1: Hey Fred, don't sit on Seabiscuit just yet! It may have a Cum Jockey on it.

Jockey 2: This must be the work of... Tall People! >:O

Cum Jockey by TashaReid2000 July 5, 2009

cumlocked 

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.

Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!

cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

cumrocket 

- propelled flow of cum in replace of snot as an sneeze

Hey babe don't rub your cock down my face tonight. I don't want cum in my nostrils. I have a big meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want any cumrockets happening.

-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face

cumrocket by stayflyyson September 17, 2013

Cumpocket 

The designated pocket you've chosen to store your cum in while you're out and about, usually located on your comrades jeans.

Yo ma guy the other day me and Kyle went down to the mall, while browsing jeans I just needed to empty myself, luckily Kyle was walking around with 2 of my cumpocket's

Cumpocket by Bissenㅤ October 18, 2021

Cum jockey 

A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.

John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!

Cum jockey by BaJinxy September 30, 2007

Cumsocket

1. Verb
When you cum into the sockets in the walls it becomes a cumsocket.
2. Verb
When you cum into a hot pocket.

1.
Person 1: Hey whats that white stuff coming out of the socket?
Person 2: My cumsocket

2.

Person 1: Mmmm whats in this hot pocket?
Person 2: It's actuall y my Cumsocket

Cumsocket by GoblinFish October 7, 2020