cumrocket 

- propelled flow of cum in replace of snot as an sneeze

Hey babe don't rub your cock down my face tonight. I don't want cum in my nostrils. I have a big meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want any cumrockets happening.

-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face

cumrocket by stayflyyson September 17, 2013

cumrocket 

Cumrocket is the ultimate virgin who is a funny and cool guy to be around, he is kind of retard and wont ever have is first kiss. He is a gay man and acts very gay with his homies and is very weird. After all of his friends advice he will never listen to them about girls because he is THE ULTIMATE VIRGIN!!

yo cumrocket why dont you get some bitches on your dick

cumrocket by The Dicktionist February 1, 2022

cumbucket list 

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.

1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."

cumbucket list by slapshot5hole May 23, 2010

The Davie Crockett 

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

The Davie Crockett by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009

CumCocktion 

A man & womans combined sexual secretions consumed as an elixir to further enhance their connection and fuel desire......

After I exploded ia sweet load nside my baby girl , I inserted two fingers inside her honey pot and gave her a delicious taste of our CumCocktion....

CumCocktion by Master Brawny December 27, 2016

Crocket 

The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!

Crocket by Go2 May 10, 2008

Tubbs and Crockett

Cocaine.

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?

Tubbs and Crockett by Yabels September 10, 2010