cumrocket

- propelled flow of cum in replace of snot as an sneeze

Hey babe don't rub your cock down my face tonight. I don't want cum in my nostrils. I have a big meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want any cumrockets happening.

-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face

cumrocket by stayflyyson September 17, 2013

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Cumrocket is the ultimate virgin who is a funny and cool guy to be around, he is kind of retard and wont ever have is first kiss. He is a gay man and acts very gay with his homies and is very weird. After all of his friends advice he will never listen to them about girls because he is THE ULTIMATE VIRGIN!!

yo cumrocket why dont you get some bitches on your dick

cumrocket by The Dicktionist February 1, 2022

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cumbucket list

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.

1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."

cumbucket list by slapshot5hole May 23, 2010

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The Davie Crockett

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

The Davie Crockett by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009