Cumjacket

1) Literally a jacket filled to the brim with hot sizzling cum.

2) Your mother after your dad had his special Jack Daniel’s

Person 1: Oh no! Not the jacket dad!

Dad: Son it is the only way your mom can sustain my dick and balls. With the cumjacket.

Cumjacket by God! is your mother thicck January 11, 2026

cumbucket list 

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.

1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."

cumbucket list by slapshot5hole May 23, 2010

cumbasket 

Basically a "cumbasket" is a vagina. But it could also be an asshole or a mouth, depending on where the cum is deposited. Anyways, it's mainly used as another way to call someone a "pussy".

Shut up, you cumbasket!

cumbasket by InvaderPichu September 29, 2003

cumjack 

When a girl jacks someone off, then uses their cum as lubricant to jack YOU off.

Me: After Bob cums, please cumjack me!
Girl: OK!
Bob: *cums*
Girl: *scoops up cum, jacks me off*

cumjack by Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor March 10, 2008

Cumbucket 

Equivalent to "cum depository" meaning someone full of ejaculate because they are a slut.

Dude, that cumbucket has nailed like seventeen guys this semester.

Cumbucket by Sam Fryer March 30, 2004

cumsocket

a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner

"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"

cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005

cumbacker 

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.

Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.

cumbacker by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005