cumjar 

a jar containing semen, most commonly used in the MLP fanbase or on 4chan.com

i will put you in a fucking cumjar if you don't shut the fuck up

cumjar by gud nam :) June 1, 2022

RainbowDash CumJar 

a guy on 4chan put a rainbow dash toy in a jar, and came into it, soon the cum went moldy, and he posted it

RainbowDash CumJar

ayo you seen RainbowDash CumJar
no why?
good.

RainbowDash CumJar by 7oSeven April 7, 2021

cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

Cum Jar 

A jar that has been cummed in over a estimated amount of time from 1 week to infinity

John: Mary! Look at my cum jar it’s almost full!

Cum Jar by Penis Nigga January 9, 2019

Cumaract 

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
Reference:

Circa 2018: Peej

Cumaract by RobVio September 23, 2018

Cum Jar 

A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar

John: What's that?

Gerald: That's my cum jar

Cum Jar by SoLegoPornExists November 19, 2020

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

cumtarded by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014