cumjar

a jar containing semen, most commonly used in the MLP fanbase or on 4chan.com

i will put you in a fucking cumjar if you don't shut the fuck up

by gud nam :) June 1, 2022

RainbowDash CumJar

a guy on 4chan put a rainbow dash toy in a jar, and came into it, soon the cum went moldy, and he posted it

RainbowDash CumJar

ayo you seen RainbowDash CumJar
no why?
good.

by 7oSeven April 7, 2021

cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.

Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!

by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

Cum Jar

A jar that has been cummed in over a estimated amount of time from 1 week to infinity

John: Mary! Look at my cum jar it’s almost full!

by Penis Nigga January 9, 2019

Cumaract

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.

Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
Reference:

Circa 2018: Peej

by RobVio September 23, 2018

Cum Jar

A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar

John: What's that?

Gerald: That's my cum jar

by SoLegoPornExists November 19, 2020

cumtarded

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.

Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

by Stephanie Steamweaver April 19, 2014