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cupflakes

the highest level of left wing, pansy-ass, whiny, abortion backing, election rigging, handout getting, piece of shit on the planet.
did you see all the cupflakes rioting...er um, I mean protesting?
by Iliveandbreathe January 6, 2021
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Cupcakes of Forgiveness

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.
Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.
by brodbro March 15, 2010
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Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.
I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.
by Zapps September 1, 2012
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The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012
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frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.
She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.
by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010
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Johnny Cupcakes

A guy who dropped out of college started with nothing and now has one of the best online clothing stores and 2 stores in los angeles and boston. Makes cute original shirts for guys, girls and now Kids.
Johnny Cupcakes clothing site:
www.johnnycupcakes.com
by Ally(: October 27, 2008
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nipple cupcakes

Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.
by Dana C February 17, 2008
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