Cum-Fartini 

Similar to a Martini; replace olive juice with Cum & Fart, shake/stir to perfection.

Weston & his buddies couldn’t wait to grab a round of refreshing cum-fartinis after a long day at the beach.

Cum-Fartini by Dr Gregory Johnson March 11, 2023

cum farting gutterwhore 

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.

That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.

cum farting gutterwhore by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017

Farting out cum 

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

Farting out cum by Awfulman July 15, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008