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A cum-gag is a mouth cover that some guys are forced to wear with a dick-sized hole in it so another dude can stick his dick in so he can face-fuck the dude and have a cumgasm that the recipient has to swallow.
Some of my fellow roomies forced me to wear a cum-gag and took turns mouth-fucking me -- I had to swallow all their cum-loads and swallow their jizz - I got cum-drunk before they finished using me!
cum-gag by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021
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cum gaggling semen demon 

A person who should burn in hell for having the obsession of eating peoples semen.
Dude, I was at this party the other day and i was totally shit faced and then i saw your ex... she's such a cum gaggling semen demon

cum gagger 

A huge line of cum that is snorted and then gagged on.
That freak bitch Kelly did a cum gagger off my table last night.
cum gagger by MrPink99 April 17, 2008

cumgagujaculations 

1.To congratulate somebody after they accomplished something that sounded pretty gay.

2.To make a lady gag after you ejaculate all over her with your cum.
Person 1: <i>Insert text that sounded pretty gay.</i>
Person 2: cumgagujaculations!
you're cumgag was so yumi
cumgag by edp_445_urmom\ March 9, 2022
cum i’m your mouth and you gag
i was at his house and he put it in my mouth and then when he came in it i cumgag asf
cumgag by PalumhosSlutMonkey April 8, 2022
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