cum trumpet
cum trumpet by tony January 28, 2004
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Cum Trumpster
1. Those who use falsehoods in order to take advantage of weakminded people for their own personal gain.
2. Those who cause drama in pursuit of being in denial of the obvious.
2. Those who cause drama in pursuit of being in denial of the obvious.
This Cum Trumpster tried to convince my grandparents that buying a timeshare in Arizona is a good idea.
I can't believe all those Cum Trumpsters think the Coronavirus is a hox.
I can't believe all those Cum Trumpsters think the Coronavirus is a hox.
Cum Trumpster by mitch mcconnell April 2, 2020
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Alethea's cum trumpstering is the reason that her three baby daddies are fighting out on the street right now.
Cum Trumpster by King Happo April 23, 2018
cumtrumpet
A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.
After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.
cumtrumpet by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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