cum trumpet

the penis, cock, hog, wang, etc

i paid this chick 37 cents to play my cum trumpet.

by tony January 28, 2004

Cum Trumpster

1. Those who use falsehoods in order to take advantage of weakminded people for their own personal gain.

2. Those who cause drama in pursuit of being in denial of the obvious.

This Cum Trumpster tried to convince my grandparents that buying a timeshare in Arizona is a good idea.

I can't believe all those Cum Trumpsters think the Coronavirus is a hox.

by mitch mcconnell April 2, 2020

Cum Trumpster

When a woman's promiscuity creates a series of volitale drama also referred to as a "Hot Mess"

Alethea's cum trumpstering is the reason that her three baby daddies are fighting out on the street right now.

by King Happo April 23, 2018

cumtrumpet

A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.

After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.

by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010

Cumtrumpet

When someone who has recently swallowed semen plays the trumpet; they are then referred to as a Cumtrumpet.

After taking a Risk, Kerry then proceeded to play the trumpet- prompting Stephen to call her a 'cumtrumpet'.

by Amalric May 5, 2010