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cumtrumpet 

A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.
After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.
cumtrumpet by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010
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Cumtrumpet 

When someone who has recently swallowed semen plays the trumpet; they are then referred to as a Cumtrumpet.
After taking a Risk, Kerry then proceeded to play the trumpet- prompting Stephen to call her a 'cumtrumpet'.
Cumtrumpet by Amalric May 5, 2010

cum trumpet

the penis, cock, hog, wang, etc
i paid this chick 37 cents to play my cum trumpet.
cum trumpet by tony January 28, 2004

Chudtrumpet 

derogatory; any idiot who does something stupid in such a way as to make others look bad by negative association
That cyclist who rode through the red light at a pedestrian crossing is an utter ChudTrumpet
Chudtrumpet by CyclePanda August 12, 2015

Cuntcrumpet

Just some funny insult I came up with working at dairy queen when my coworker told me I wasnt doing something right so then I called her a cuntcrumpet and it threw her off guard. A variation of it (which is my meme account)is cumcrumpet
Coworker:" you can't make the display that way you dumbass"
You: why don't you do it yourself then ya cuntcrumpet
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