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Cum Storm 

A ‘cum blizzardcaused when a male ejaculates onto a spinning fan
Joe: And for my finishing move i did a cum storm
Jack: damn bro, what the fuck man

Rub Cum Stomach 

The act known in many different and diverse cultures. Consisting of ejaculating onto one’s own stomach and rubing it in as if it were a moisturizer instead of cleaning it off.
Tyler: pass the Kleenex, I busted a fat nut.
Mitchell: Ew who uses Kleenex, try the Rub Cum Stomach.
Tyler: Ok, *rubs in cum*

Cum Stomach

When a mans semen is applied by whatever method to his stomach so that his stomach hair becomes pasted to his skin.
My boyfriend Karl didn't warn me he was going to cum and blew a giant load on my hands, so I wiped it all over him and laughed because he had cum stomach... He tried to hug me, but I got away, cum stomach is for boys!
Cum Stomach by bowflecks June 25, 2009