cum shorts 

A "special" pair of shorts that often reside under the bed used to mop up after jerking off. There are also cum socks, cum tees and blow rags.

We were helping him move house, when we lifted up the bed we found his skanky cum shorts.

cum shorts by Funko March 18, 2009

Cum Up Short 

That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.

It's one of life's great disappointments.

Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.

Cum Up Short by joz8968 June 5, 2018

cumshots 

A drink made at parties(usualy with a sexual theme). To make cumshots u need either one male with alot of buildup or alot of guys(depending on how many attendants). the males them proceed to fill shot glasses with their loads(jizz, jizm, sperm, cum, semen, ext.). After filling the desired amount about half way, you fill the rest of the glass with vodka, white rum, gin or any other clear liquor. Then line them up for the females.(Best served chilled)

yo hoes, drinks on me tonight, what kind of drinks? well cumshots of course

cumshots by jesus1991 June 5, 2010

cumshots 

Somebody who is obsessed with getting girls pics in chat rooms, and always thinks cybering is the best form of communication. Named after i2hub.com member ucsdhotshots.

This cumshot is pissing me off asking to cyber and for pics! Somebody ban his fool!

cumshots by Slicky Tricky Damon February 25, 2005

Cumshots 

A kick-ass band from norway that rocks more than the grand canyon.Led by masterminds Ole Petter Andreassen and Kristoffer Schau.

Man, The Cumshots have some heavy duty tunes. They rock. Check out "Norwegian Jesus", and you'll see wy they kick ass.

Cumshots by The Tangoman October 18, 2004

Cumshots 

My favorite fetish ever

I was watching porn and I saw a round of Cumshots and I was instantly in love!

Cumshots by Theepicboss2 December 14, 2016