A slut/whore/prostitute who lives and/or works in the gutter; said woman also comes into oral contact with so much human ejaculate, that she is henceforth known as a "cum guzzling gutter whore".

Dude, don't go after that chick...she's a well-known cum guzzling gutter whore.

cum guzzling gutter whore by danielle April 18, 2007

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cum guzzling gutter whore

A homeless person or whore usually found on the streets near a gutter that enjoys guzzling cum. Not just any cum, but dirty nasty cum.

That Jenny sure is a cum guzzling gutter whore.

Wow, you mean to tell me that you found your girlfriend guzzling cum? What a gutter whore!

cum guzzling gutter whore by pensadoii February 24, 2009

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cum guzzling road whore

A dirty, dirty slut who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet one too many times. Usually willing to guzzle cum at any time for a shot of Jager and a cigarette.

Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.

That sorority chick passed out in the bushes is a cum guzzling road whore.

Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.

cum guzzling road whore by Lynch is your Keith February 5, 2004

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cum-guzzling gutter whore

A female that swills semen for fun and/or profit.

She has to have a cock in her mouth at all times. She's a cum-guzzling gutter whore!

cum-guzzling gutter whore by Phil Buster April 2, 2012

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Cum-guzzling MTV whore

A whore give gives alot of head, and listens to MTV. When Good Charlotte come on they immidiately fall in love with one of the members and think that they are all of a sudden 'Goth', 'Emo' or 'Hardcore'... They're not.

"OMG! i GaVe AsH sOmE gOoD hEd LaSt NiTe, ThEn I wEnT hOmE aNd WaTcHeD MtV. HaVe U hErD dA aNfEm By GoOd ShArLoT? ItS dA bEsSt!"
"OmG u ArE sUcH a GoFf. CoOl!"
"I nO! lEtS gO oN dA nEt N aStOuNd eVrEe1 wIv OuR gOfFnEsS!"

Cum-guzzling MTV whore by Aloe Vera August 15, 2004

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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