cum flake

Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.

I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.

by agwellin January 11, 2009

Cum that flies through the air like snow flakes.

GIRL: So many cum flakes, how should I Catch Em' ALl like in pOKEMON?

GUY: Try to let me cum in your mouth.

by UniveGreensboro May 16, 2006

Cum flakes

It’s when you ejaculate in your covers at night then the next morning you scrape it off your covers in to flakes.

Mom: time to eat breakfast.
You: hold on I’m Scraping my cum flakes.

by Crustyh January 17, 2018

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.

A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!

by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021

After semen is set in the sun for a long period of time, it may become hard and brittle. This is known as "cum flakes."

His cum dried up into brittle flakes called cum flakes after it set in a tissue for a week.

by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016