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Cum Cough 

When you cough (for up to) days after giving head even if you havn't swallowed, you ate pre- cum. It is still kinda in your throat.
Wow, Becky! I have this slight cough I just can't get rid of! Ever since I gave Josh head! I think Im getting sick. No you dumb fuck, Its CUM COUGH!
Cum Cough by cumcougher10000 December 6, 2010

Cum Cough 

When one human ejaculates into another humans throat, but some of the human precum gets caught on the uvala, and the receiving human must cough to remove the blob of cum to continue giving oral pleasure.
Female 1: "Ash's pre-cum got caught on my uvala last night and i had to cough to dislodge it!"
Female 2: "OMG, Melissa, that is super gross don't tell me about your weekly cum coughs"
Cum Cough by Brillo! February 16, 2023

cum cougher 

a person who sucks dick so much they cough cum
cum cougher by D Roman June 4, 2005

cum cougher 

A Person who sucks dick so much they cough cum
Paris Hilton is such a cum cougher
cum cougher by D Roman June 5, 2005

Cum Couch 

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.
Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.
Cum Couch by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021

cum caughing 

the act of cuaghing or houking up cum the day after giving oral sex
sally hates cum caughing after a long night of giving oral sex
cum caughing by xtOcy December 22, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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