4 definitions by Crazy Breezy

1

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.

Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.

by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021

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2

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.

Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!

by Crazy Breezy October 03, 2013

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3

Fake boobs that defy gravity and remain perky without the support of a bra.

Look at that Barbie jogging with the houdini boobs. She's not even wearing a bra and they aren't moving!

by Crazy Breezy April 15, 2014

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Kissing the cheese

Oral sex performed on a woman with a yeast infection.

Dude, I was going down on this chick before I realized I was kissing the cheese!

by Crazy Breezy June 18, 2015

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