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Cum Cock Cit 

Cum Cock city is the night city of cyberpunk with the major Keanu reeves. Everyone who wants to be a criminal in cum Cock city has to get cock and has to be cum
Man, I wish I was in cum cock city
Cum Cock Cit by Alpha As Fuck negros December 26, 2020

cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt 

"Kirsten you are a such cum guzzling cock thirsty thunder cunt!!!"

cum fart cock' tail 

A hot, slimy sperm load is cock
injected into a young girl's ass hole for added flavoring, and then noisily farted into the open mouth of her girlfriend, who eagerly swallows it.
I got the hot twins doing a cum fart cock' tail last night.

cum guzzling cock sucker 

A female or male who is so infatuated with cum that they are basically retarded in all other aspects of the world
Cal is a cum guzzling cock sucker, she literally has no idea what is going on.

Poop Cock Cum Sock 

Something that daddy sticks up my ass.
Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.
Poop Cock Cum Sock by Loadonmychode October 29, 2020

Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler 

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.
Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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