The act of a male, usually one who is effected to a varying degree by some sort of cranial related fetish, ejaculating into an item worn on the head (baseball cap, beanie, helmet, head dress, etc.) and then placing it on either his own or another's head. It can also be used as a form of getting back at a real Richard (dick).
Brandon: "I love given' my girl the ol' cum cap"
John (allergic to peanuts): "Dude I think you have sum kinda' cranial fetish or sumthigngg...(mumbles off)"
Brandon: "Shut up faggot, go eat some peanut butter!"
John (allergic to peanuts): "Dude I think you have sum kinda' cranial fetish or sumthigngg...(mumbles off)"
Brandon: "Shut up faggot, go eat some peanut butter!"
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Noun; The unwashed bedding of someone who masturbates too much. The bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell "Cum Cape"
Wow, Joey got really drunk last night. He tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled "Cum Cape!"
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Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!
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