cum cap 

The act of a male, usually one who is effected to a varying degree by some sort of cranial related fetish, ejaculating into an item worn on the head (baseball cap, beanie, helmet, head dress, etc.) and then placing it on either his own or another's head. It can also be used as a form of getting back at a real Richard (dick).

Brandon: "I love given' my girl the ol' cum cap"

John (allergic to peanuts): "Dude I think you have sum kinda' cranial fetish or sumthigngg...(mumbles off)"

Brandon: "Shut up faggot, go eat some peanut butter!"

cum cap by sKeletor(relentless112) December 21, 2008

cum-cap

The little bit of cum that is pushed out when pissing after serious ejaculation.

Bro I think I got a chick pregnant with my cum-cap

cum-cap by headstomper98 July 7, 2010

Cum Cape 

Noun; The unwashed bedding of someone who masturbates too much. The bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell "Cum Cape"

Wow, Joey got really drunk last night. He tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled "Cum Cape!"

Cum Cape by LolOnYourLol February 21, 2010

Coke Cum Captain Challenge 

The Coke Cum Captain Challenge (CCCC) is explained as follows. While receiving oral sex, the male partner waits until he is about to unleash his kraken. Upon this moment he exclaims "Coke Cum Captain!" and he shoots his load up her/his nose. At this point the girl/guy receiving must keep it up her nose for as long as she/he can say "Coke Cum Captain curses my crotch" 10 times fast. Once accomplished, she/he is the Coke Cum Captain.

Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!

Coke Cum Captain Challenge by Friends of the .38 Club June 28, 2014

cum captain 

Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.

Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.

Cum captain is a super hero.

The world was saved again by cum captain in his cum cape.

cum captain by Deedeeiscold January 22, 2018

Capri Cum 

n. The small amount of liquid that flies out the top of the straw when first inserting it into a pouch of Capri Sun® Juice Drink.

Can you get me a paper towel? I need to wipe the Capri Cum off of the table.

Capri Cum by Tagz February 24, 2011

Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo 

A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.

"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."

Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo by a very swag individual January 18, 2023