Deedeeiscold's definitions

cum captain

Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.

Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.

Cum captain is a super hero.

The world was saved again by cum captain in his cum cape.

by Deedeeiscold January 22, 2018