The act of a male, usually one who is effected to a varying degree by some sort of cranial related fetish, ejaculating into an item worn on the head (baseball cap, beanie, helmet, head dress, etc.) and then placing it on either his own or another's head. It can also be used as a form of getting back at a real Richard (dick).
Brandon: "I love given' my girl the ol' cum cap"
John (allergic to peanuts): "Dude I think you have sum kinda' cranial fetish or sumthigngg...(mumbles off)"
Noun; The unwashed bedding of someone who masturbates too much. The bedding can then be worn as a cape, but the person who wears it must first yell "Cum Cape"
Wow, Joey got really drunk last night. He tied his sheets around his neck like a cape and yelled "Cum Cape!"
The Coke Cum Captain Challenge (CCCC) is explained as follows. While receiving oral sex, the male partner waits until he is about to unleash his kraken. Upon this moment he exclaims "Coke Cum Captain!" and he shoots his load up her/his nose. At this point the girl/guy receiving must keep it up her nose for as long as she/he can say "Coke Cum Captain curses my crotch" 10 times fast. Once accomplished, she/he is the Coke Cum Captain.
Susy completed the Coke Cum Captain Challenge with me last night. It was hilarious when she had jizz hanging out of her nose!
Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.
Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.