It's the one that you hope doesn't become yours in the event of the traditional bathroom lineup.
Jenny was next in line for the first available restroom at the mall when she smelled (and realized) that she was destined for the culprit stall. In a quick effort to evade her future, Jenny passed her turn. She let the woman behind her go ahead, as to avoid any further olfactory trauma.
Any person or persons who either:
a. have bad style
b. are a tourist
c. have a fanny pack d. drives a pink miata with a poodle dyed to match
e. plays oboe
f. says "thats hot"
g. with the name Kevin and/or Arnold
h. are funny to laugh at and not with
i. someone who contributes to urbandictionary.com
"Omigod Ms. Hiss is such a culprit, look at her style--full on mom jeans with a matching jean cutoff shirt!"