Culpeper
A small town in Virginia, aka Dullpeper, surveyed by George Washington when he was only 17 years old.
Culpeper by borninCulpeper February 25, 2009
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culpeper county
Culpeper county is a small county located in central Virginia. It can be a pretty decent and scenic place. However, It's just as much of a shithole.
If you're looking to get your dick sucked in exchange for a baggie of "H", look no fucking further. You've found the perfect place! Drug central through out this motherfucker. If you need a job, there's a local plug always hiring. No benefits package, but its non-taxable income and it's cold hard cash. Only requirement is that you live at home with both parents in their trailer and trap. You'll constantly hear the scream of sirens when the town drunks start fighting, a drug deal goes solid, somebody else has overdosed, or the non-driving bastards have caused yet another wreck. Other than that, great place! Small town, So once one person knows your name, everyone does! Gossip central out here. Occupied with school boys driving daddy's trucks that collect at the local Wal-Fart and talk shit about people who they claim are their "friends" while trying to impress that 15 year old Thot that has already fucked the entire county by age 16, it really drives home just how amazing this place can be! Move now! Don't miss your chance!.
If you're looking to get your dick sucked in exchange for a baggie of "H", look no fucking further. You've found the perfect place! Drug central through out this motherfucker. If you need a job, there's a local plug always hiring. No benefits package, but its non-taxable income and it's cold hard cash. Only requirement is that you live at home with both parents in their trailer and trap. You'll constantly hear the scream of sirens when the town drunks start fighting, a drug deal goes solid, somebody else has overdosed, or the non-driving bastards have caused yet another wreck. Other than that, great place! Small town, So once one person knows your name, everyone does! Gossip central out here. Occupied with school boys driving daddy's trucks that collect at the local Wal-Fart and talk shit about people who they claim are their "friends" while trying to impress that 15 year old Thot that has already fucked the entire county by age 16, it really drives home just how amazing this place can be! Move now! Don't miss your chance!.
Culpeper County: Place where backstabbers live and the stomping ground of thots.
Stranger: "Where's Culpeper County?"
Me: "Nowhere".
Stranger: "Any good girls out there?"
Me: "The farm lands are more fertile than these thots and have probably been plowed less too. So nah".
Stranger: "Well fuck".
Me: "They do that alot".
Stranger: "Where's Culpeper County?"
Me: "Nowhere".
Stranger: "Any good girls out there?"
Me: "The farm lands are more fertile than these thots and have probably been plowed less too. So nah".
Stranger: "Well fuck".
Me: "They do that alot".
culpeper county by TBonez91 February 9, 2018
Culpeper County High School
Culpeper County High School by Yo mama! January 11, 2005
Culpeper County, Va.
Culpeper County, Virginia is one of America's top ten small towns, was named after Lord Thomas Culpeper, who inherited it from his father John. It was offically was established in 1700's. Culpeper, once called Farifax, and renamed by Lord Farifax the sixth, once consisted of 5,282,000 acres. This land was confiscated by colonists when the Revolutionary war began. Culpeper once consisted of Orange, Madison, Spotsylvania, and Rappahannock Counties. Wow that's huge!
Ever wonder what's up with the minute men bit? Well in at the Virginia Convention held May, 1775 in Richmond, Va. The colony was divided into 16 districts instructed to "raise" and discipline a battalion of men "to March at a minutes notice"
George Washington desinged Culpeper's Downtown streets and 229.
As far a Urban legends go, Culpeper certainly has a few of those. For example "the 29 stalker" is rumored to reside in town and be the son of a wealthy landowner, however much is left for speculation.
More fact than fiction Culpeper contains a Superfund cleanup site that is nearly 20 years past the expected date of completion.
And an officer shot an unarmed older lady for a reason that will forever be unknown. This officer is currently a free man.
Ever wonder what's up with the minute men bit? Well in at the Virginia Convention held May, 1775 in Richmond, Va. The colony was divided into 16 districts instructed to "raise" and discipline a battalion of men "to March at a minutes notice"
George Washington desinged Culpeper's Downtown streets and 229.
As far a Urban legends go, Culpeper certainly has a few of those. For example "the 29 stalker" is rumored to reside in town and be the son of a wealthy landowner, however much is left for speculation.
More fact than fiction Culpeper contains a Superfund cleanup site that is nearly 20 years past the expected date of completion.
And an officer shot an unarmed older lady for a reason that will forever be unknown. This officer is currently a free man.
Culpeper County, Va. by MassKayaExodus March 3, 2020
Culpeper Creamsicle
The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday
Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
Culpeper Creamsicle by Fooligan Dictionary October 13, 2025
Culpeper Creamsicle
The act of mixing a load of sperm and Orange Fanta into an ice mold, freezing it for exactly 13 hours, 28 minutes, and 13 seconds, then then forcing the homemade creamsicle into the asshole of a Culpeper resident, then drinking it straight from the anus. It is considered rude to not finish the drink in its entirety.
Gert: yo, I gave Shanika a Culpeper Creamsicle during 3rd block yesterday
Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
Michael: Can you give me one gang
Gert: Of course my nigga
Culpeper Creamsicle by Fooligan Dictionary October 13, 2025
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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