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A last name that angelina, alexa, and miley think is a personality trait
Do you think the Cuestas are thicc?
No they are compressed
Cuesta by ilikebeans1234 October 10, 2019
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A wild nightclub that is totally radical. There are free drinks and the hot women are really into the game here. The Cuesta can be found in any bedrock hill, but its entrance is often well hidden.
Dude, I got totally wasted at the Cuesta - But it was worth it
Cuesta by The Crimson King April 1, 2005

Cuesta College 

A Community College in and around San Luis Obispo, California. Cuesta is affectionately (or not so affectionately) referred to as Harvard by the Highway, Princeton by the Prison, Yale by the Jail, UCC, UC Cuesta, and UCQ. It's a good school, that (from what I've heard) has a good nursing program. Students who choose to save their parents (or themselves) thousands of dollars per year get unnecessary flak from jealous kids whose parents forked over large sums of cash to send them straight to four year schools. Cuesta College has some excellent professors and a few mediocre ones. Contrary to beliefs held by some, it is possible to get out of Cuesta in two years, and many of the students are quite ambitious and/or didn't slack off in high school. Cougar pride!!!
I got good grades and took AP classes in high school, and I'm going to Cuesta College because I don't want to make my parents broke.

AND I'm laughing in your face because I'm taking the same general ed classes as you, but for a fraction of the price.

(From 2 actual conversations)
"Yeah I'm going to college; I go to Cuesta!"
"Yeah, but you're only going to junior college."

"Are you going to Cuesta? That's cool, you're taking the easy way."

Cuesta Verde 

A haunted neighborhood in Simi Valley, CA, in which a family discovered their house was haunted. Afterwards, their 5-year-old daughter was kidnapped, their son was almost eaten by a tree, and they escaped just in time for the house to collapse into nothingness. The reason the neighborhood was haunted was because it was built on top of a graveyard.
"You must take your family back to Cuesta Verde."
Cuesta Verde by Jack Mannion January 18, 2014

Cuesta Social Club 

A medium-sized venue located near the Cuesta Café where a lot of kool students hangout. In the social club, students are usually engaged in a wide variety of activities such as talking about how they got fucked up at the last the party, playing videogames, and occasionally playing ping pong with random objects they find lying around the room. At the social club, you will run into a lot of interesting people.
"Yo, you going to the Cuesta Social Club today?"
"No, why would I?"

custard dragon 

When someone swallows so much cum they begin to cough it up
God look at her go she's going to be such a custard dragon later
custard dragon by (•) (•) June 4, 2017

Cumstacking 

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.
There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.
Cumstacking by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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