An alcoholic yellow liquid made from the agave plant which has a magical ability to cause federal charges of sexual harrassment, indecent exposure, public urination, and so forth to show up out of nowhere.
by Jack Cuervo September 14, 2005
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Adj. Used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
Adj. Used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
Example A (telephone conversation)
Person 1: Hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, I can even smell the water from here.
Person 2: O that's nice. Well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler's magazine.
Person 1: Why do you always have to be so cuervo?
Example B Person 2 calls Person 1
Person 1: Hey John, I can't really talk, I am about to go to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse.
Person 2: O that's nice, I just came back from lunch at Morton's steakhouse.
Person 1: Why do you always have to cuervo me?
My biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
Person 1: Hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, I can even smell the water from here.
Person 2: O that's nice. Well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler's magazine.
Person 1: Why do you always have to be so cuervo?
Example B Person 2 calls Person 1
Person 1: Hey John, I can't really talk, I am about to go to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse.
Person 2: O that's nice, I just came back from lunch at Morton's steakhouse.
Person 1: Why do you always have to cuervo me?
My biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
by Mikeeemike November 22, 2011
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Get the cuervo bloodbath mug.Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.
The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.
Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
by Balfdor July 1, 2007
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Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"
Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."
Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."
Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
by oneall April 10, 2009
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