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Cuervo

An alcoholic yellow liquid made from the agave plant which has a magical ability to cause federal charges of sexual harrassment, indecent exposure, public urination, and so forth to show up out of nowhere.
Holy shit, you drank a lot of Cuervo last night. Go clean up my bathroom, your barf is everywhere.
by Jack Cuervo September 14, 2005
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Cuervo

V. to negate another person who is expressing to you a good situation or experience in his or her life by providing an equivalent but meaningless counter.

Adj. Used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
Example A (telephone conversation)
Person 1: Hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, I can even smell the water from here.

Person 2: O that's nice. Well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler's magazine.
Person 1: Why do you always have to be so cuervo?

Example B Person 2 calls Person 1
Person 1: Hey John, I can't really talk, I am about to go to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse.
Person 2: O that's nice, I just came back from lunch at Morton's steakhouse.

Person 1: Why do you always have to cuervo me?

My biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
by Mikeeemike November 22, 2011
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Cuervo

A cool ass Spanish Rock band from Houston, Texas. Band is made up of Elton (vocals/guitar),Diego (lead guitar), Ahmad (bass), Moises drummer), Carlos (keyboards).
Cuervo is 2 cool...Cuervo rocks!!!
by urock February 9, 2005
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Cuervo

Spanish Slang for lawyer or somebody dressed in a dark suit
Mi mujer me pidió el divorcio y ya busco un cuervo…
by LPortillo February 21, 2012
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cuervo bloodbath

While a girl is on her period you let her urinate on you.
I had to shower after that cuervo bloodbath.
by Megatronsbitch July 25, 2008
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cuervo carl

Used in the movie "In Her Shoes." Refers to a man who buys a woman a drink in a bar exclusively to get into her pants. "Cuervo" deriving from the popular tequila brand "Jose Cuervo," and "Carl" being a common male name for any douche bag that goes to a bar to pick up women.
The only reason you're drunk right now is because Cuervo Carl wouldn't leave us alone.

Hello, might I buy you fine ladies a drink?
Oh piss off, Cuervo Carl!
by Balfdor July 1, 2007
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Brose Cuervo

A Brose Cuervo is a drink that is most popular in Northern California and may be seen at various frat parties throughout the United States. The Brose Cuervo is a shot that consists of 25% Jägermeister and 75% Jose Cuervo. It is traditionally served in a disposable plastic cup.
Skyler: "Lets get smashed at our frat party tonight bro!!!"

Randy: "Absolutely. Tonight is going to be hella hyphy if you are asking for my opinion."

Skylar: "I'll be drinking Brose Cuervos all night long mother fuckerrrrr!!!"
by oneall April 10, 2009
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