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The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
Related Words
cucbag • cumbag • Curbage • Cubbage • Cuncbag • Cutbag • cubagging • cucag • cucba • Cuckage
A real jerk, selfish, and arrogant.
That Guy, he is a real cutbag.
Cutbag by eljamez December 20, 2008
When driving in car and you, or whoever is driving, run over the curb.
Scenario:
Your in the car and the driver (Jane) just runs over the curb.

"Nice curbage Jane."
curbage by Lilokins July 24, 2008
This great word has a double meaning. It can be used to describe a used condom, or it can be used to describe a woman who gives a lot of head and always remembers to swallow!
"Dude, your mom is a cumbag!"
cumbag by JtothaC March 19, 2005
Stands for Cuca Gangster. Also known as Cucagster. It means a gangster that gets alot of girls. Cucagsters are generally very strong, independent, but caring. The legendary man "cucag" is the emperor of all the Cucagsters. He is the strongest Cucagster and infact created all the Cucagsters.
Ex:
Cucagster: Dude, look over there! It's cucag!

Cucagster 2: What the heck! It's cucag! Hail the Cucan Empire!

cucag: yea you better watch out

Ex 2:
Dude: Wow! That guy is such a cucagster.

Dude 2: Yeah dude he has so much cuca...
cucag by kirbyelement24 December 23, 2018
A word that so far has no meaning at all. Generally used as an insult similar to douchbag. The word is most commonly used on G4TV's Attack of the show and this is possibally where it originated.
Rocker1337: haha I killed you
Dude34: OMG! you are such a cuncbag!
Cuncbag by Greg. R August 27, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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