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When driving in car and you, or whoever is driving, run over the curb.
Scenario:
Your in the car and the driver (Jane) just runs over the curb.

"Nice curbage Jane."
Curbage by Lilokins January 8, 2009
An undesirable noun usually guided or placed on the curb. Curbage is related to the word debris.
1) My mother dislikes you. Therefore, you are curbage material. 2) Those materials are useless, please curbage them.
Curbage by Gang Of Mothers June 24, 2018
The scratches on your wheel after scraping against a curb
Aw hell. My rims got some curbage now
Curbage by wsanford000 November 3, 2018
Example- you’ve been issued your curbage ticket. Laters.
Curbage by AngO1111 June 27, 2026
1. A celebration of life's curvier women
2. Women of abundance, in abundance
3. More cushion for the pushin'
4. True beauty does not mean stick thin
Its easy for curvage: jerk off fodder for those who like chicks with some meat on their bones. And a fun place for people who like them. Curvage never makes any pretentions of being anything else. It is what it is, and if you're into it, great. ~dinosaurman24
Curvage by Curvage December 17, 2008
The act of ejaculating on one's bagel, using the semen instead of cream cheese. A good prank.
Ted: How the hell did you pull a cumbagel??!! I was only in the bathroom for two minutes!

Mark: Your mom helped.
Cumbagel by Brodi Finkelstein December 6, 2010
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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