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cumscuttle 

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.
Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.
cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

cobscottle 

A cobscottle is a device of wood or wire and cloth that is used to frighten horses.
He pulled out a cobscottle and their horses stampeded.
cobscottle by Gludge November 13, 2011

Chubscout 

A typical twink who has a metabolism previously unseen before to man.

The ability to consume copious amounts of food without gaining a pound.

The ability to eat copious amounts of food without gaining a single pound.
"Ronny was such a chubscout he ordered every sandwich off the menu, when he was finished that bitch made me take him to TCBY where he enjoyed all 22 flavors!
Chubscout by Ryesha June 1, 2015

chubscout 

one who overeats.
I am such a chubscout for eating that entire bag of Doritos.
chubscout by chubschout_11 November 12, 2010

Cubscouter 

Defecate without available toilet paper just squat and voila no muss no fuss on the sidewalls.
Roger: I have to take a crap but there are no outhouses on this trail.
Harvey: Take a cubscouter over by those bushes.
Cubscouter by Rib I July 10, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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