cubscoutt

one of the most amazing people in the the world, perfect in every way, and most qualified to be the most incredible boyfriend in the world.

girl back off, he's my cubscoutt.

by lolkhilove November 20, 2010

cumscuttle

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

cobscottle

A cobscottle is a device of wood or wire and cloth that is used to frighten horses.

He pulled out a cobscottle and their horses stampeded.

by Gludge November 13, 2011

Chubscout

A typical twink who has a metabolism previously unseen before to man.

The ability to consume copious amounts of food without gaining a pound.

The ability to eat copious amounts of food without gaining a single pound.

"Ronny was such a chubscout he ordered every sandwich off the menu, when he was finished that bitch made me take him to TCBY where he enjoyed all 22 flavors!

by Ryesha June 1, 2015

chubscout

one who overeats.

I am such a chubscout for eating that entire bag of Doritos.

by chubschout_11 November 12, 2010

Cubscouter

Defecate without available toilet paper just squat and voila no muss no fuss on the sidewalls.

Roger: I have to take a crap but there are no outhouses on this trail.
Harvey: Take a cubscouter over by those bushes.

by Rib I July 10, 2021