cryptopathy 

a disease of unknown or obscure origin.

He is a nimblewit but has a problem-he is suffering from a cryptopathy.

cryptopathy by uttam maharjan March 31, 2010

Cryptomath

When creatives help generate revenue from the sales of math NFTs for nonprofits to fight world hunger, poverty, and innumeracy around the world.

Ian wants his success in cryptomath to inspire more artists and educators to creatively use math to help raise the mathematical proficiency or quantitative literacy of their fellow citizens.

Cryptomath by Fasters June 2, 2023

cryptofatty 

A person who gains a lot of weight after getting into a relationship.

1: Damn bro! Did you see Jessica today? She got huge!
2: Yeah man, she got hitched up a few months ago. Definitely a cryptofatty.

cryptofatty by slattimusprime December 14, 2021

cryopathy

a disease that is casued by the cold.

The old man is on his back with a cryopathy.

cryopathy by uttam maharjan March 24, 2010