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Girfriend Cleptomaniac  

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "

boyfriend cleptomaniac 

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player
allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac
boyfriend cleptomaniac by shwibby September 16, 2006

Cyber kleptomaniac 

An individual who is compulsively, downloading, leeching, grabbing, stealing, data of the internet.
I cannot help myselfdownloading. I am compulsively downloading all sorts of files from the internt and leeching like theres no tomorrow. I grab what I can when I can almost as if a kid in a candy shop stealing all the sweets . I am a Cyber kleptomaniac a leech, help me.
Cyber kleptomaniac by Firmstone June 21, 2008

kleptomaniac 

A Kleptomaniac is a person who is afflicted with Kleptomania, a compulsion to repeatedly steal "worthless" items, such as keychains and small fruit.

It is unclear whether it is due to depression, or people who are seeking more control of their life, but there are very few cases where diagnosed kleptomaniacs have stolen expensive items along the lines of jewelry and automobiles.
Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting several times at a grocery store, and is believed to be a kleptomaniac.
kleptomaniac by David Salberg April 27, 2006

Cleftomaniac 

Film Directors who direct their cameras to catch the cleavage of women in their movies as a cheap trick to attract adolescent audience. I coined this word by lifting up a portion of the word kleptomaniac
Raj Kapoor the famous Indian Film actor and director could be called as cleftomaniac since most of his heroines are remembered by their busts instead of by their faces
Cleftomaniac by maatagadu February 26, 2009

cleptomediac 

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.
cleptomediac by jupiter909 October 20, 2011
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