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cleptomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take things. Cleptomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being thieves when they can't help what they're doing.
That woman over there is a cleptomaniac.
cleptomaniac by Boo June 21, 2006
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Girfriend Cleptomaniac  

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "

boyfriend cleptomaniac 

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player
allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac
boyfriend cleptomaniac by shwibby September 16, 2006

Cyber kleptomaniac 

An individual who is compulsively, downloading, leeching, grabbing, stealing, data of the internet.
I cannot help myselfdownloading. I am compulsively downloading all sorts of files from the internt and leeching like theres no tomorrow. I grab what I can when I can almost as if a kid in a candy shop stealing all the sweets . I am a Cyber kleptomaniac a leech, help me.
Cyber kleptomaniac by Firmstone June 21, 2008

kleptomaniac 

A Kleptomaniac is a person who is afflicted with Kleptomania, a compulsion to repeatedly steal "worthless" items, such as keychains and small fruit.

It is unclear whether it is due to depression, or people who are seeking more control of their life, but there are very few cases where diagnosed kleptomaniacs have stolen expensive items along the lines of jewelry and automobiles.
Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting several times at a grocery store, and is believed to be a kleptomaniac.
kleptomaniac by David Salberg April 27, 2006

Cleftomaniac 

Film Directors who direct their cameras to catch the cleavage of women in their movies as a cheap trick to attract adolescent audience. I coined this word by lifting up a portion of the word kleptomaniac
Raj Kapoor the famous Indian Film actor and director could be called as cleftomaniac since most of his heroines are remembered by their busts instead of by their faces
Cleftomaniac by maatagadu February 26, 2009

cleptomediac 

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.
cleptomediac by jupiter909 October 20, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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