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clyptomanic

a disorder in which someone (for no reason or basis) fears social interactions, steals randomly just to see if they can get away with it, and randomly starts dancing
Someone who is (improperly) labeled as a cleptomaniac and doesn't actually want the things they take and is afraid of people probably has a clyptomanic disorder instead.
clyptomanic by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006
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cryptomancy 

Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?
Person1 : Hey ! Have you ever heard of Cryptomancy?

Person2 : Yeah! I know this amazing crypto solution. Thanks to Cryptomancy I can mine with the best optimization possible and can see in real-time the data of all my rigs with the dashboard controller.

Person1 : Waouh !!!!
cryptomancy by BaptisteR March 3, 2021

Cryptomaniac 

Someone who is obsessed with cryptocurrencies and actually understands it.
Don't be running your mouth about bitcoins and blockchain around Tess, a cryptomaniac like him will eat you alive!
Cryptomaniac by cricketusa February 4, 2022

cleptomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take things. Cleptomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being thieves when they can't help what they're doing.
That woman over there is a cleptomaniac.
cleptomaniac by Boo June 21, 2006

Cliptomaniac 

A disc golf term that describes a person who regularly gains extra distance when driving, by clipping the branches of one or more trees with the disc in flight.
Another bloody ricochet, you're a cliptomaniac!
Cliptomaniac by Disc Chucka March 19, 2019

cryptomaniac 

A device invented in future(2070s) to control other human's thoughts .Its a secret project used in future by government officials to control thoughts of criminals and enemies.
My future self used cryptomaniac on myself to control my thoughts
cryptomaniac by pavaano December 2, 2021

Girfriend Cleptomaniac  

A man who goes from dating girl to girl. If they get in a fight, or the girl does not give the man a certain thing ( ie. sex, kisses) The man will dump the girl and have a new one within a week.
also known as a player.
" Oh look, Joe broke up with Jane. I wonder who he'll go for next ? "
" yeah , he's suck a Girfriend Cleptomaniac "
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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