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cryptire 

A person who has made so much money from cryptographic currencies that they can easily retire.
Ah heck yes, I just made enough on that trade to cryptire!
cryptire by Queegeh July 6, 2018
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n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
crypter by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

CryptIRC 

Possibly the most worthless channel in the whole SwiftIRC IRC network. It's usually infested with poorniggers and other assortments of niggers. Note though, it has a single active female user, 2 males, 5 12-YOs and the rest are niggers.
Where the hell is mark? - Did you look for him in CryptIRC? - Yes, goddammit, where's that poornigger?!
CryptIRC by Barak Shelef June 26, 2008

crypticrap 

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.
Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap
crypticrap by AshNY July 12, 2017

crypticery 

The unspoken darkside of tomfoolery, communicated verbaly with mal-intent.
Telling someone they should go somewhere or do something and leading them to believe that something other than what transpires will happen.

Sheila just got Sam to totally go do that. That was some serious crypticery.
crypticery by MadEtcha November 19, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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