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cryptire 

A person who has made so much money from cryptographic currencies that they can easily retire.
Ah heck yes, I just made enough on that trade to cryptire!
cryptire by Queegeh July 6, 2018
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n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.
crypter by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

CryptIRC 

Possibly the most worthless channel in the whole SwiftIRC IRC network. It's usually infested with poorniggers and other assortments of niggers. Note though, it has a single active female user, 2 males, 5 12-YOs and the rest are niggers.
Where the hell is mark? - Did you look for him in CryptIRC? - Yes, goddammit, where's that poornigger?!
CryptIRC by Barak Shelef June 26, 2008

crypticrap 

Trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but It is pure bullshit.
Lazy UX Designer: I can't come into work today as I have extreme body pains.

Boss: Were you lifting barbells or the bar.

LUX: Not really barbells but somewhere there.

Boss: Crypticrap
crypticrap by AshNY July 12, 2017

crypticery 

The unspoken darkside of tomfoolery, communicated verbaly with mal-intent.
Telling someone they should go somewhere or do something and leading them to believe that something other than what transpires will happen.

Sheila just got Sam to totally go do that. That was some serious crypticery.
crypticery by MadEtcha November 19, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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