cry whack

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

by Kaiser Solsay April 26, 2006

cry whacker

n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.

"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."

by Lunchbox April 26, 2005

cry whacker

n. a person who cries while masturbating, usually due to depression, or a girl not being interested in said cry whacker.

"He is a cry whacker. or "what a cry whacker."

by jeffy April 22, 2005

crywhacking

Masturbating while you are crying.

My girl left me. Been crywhacking all day.

by Bittewow May 20, 2017