cruztopher

Name: cruztopher Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A very enraged Cruz, that doesn’t give a shit about shit. You never want be in a vehicle with a Cruztopher driving.

Person 1: Bro, why you being a dick bro??
Person 2: Bro, he’s being a total Cruztopher rn.... slow the fuck down! You’re going 90 on a 25 bro!

cruztopher by Makdadumbbitcka September 26, 2020

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Choose size $49.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $24.95

Cristopher

A man who gets all of the girls and likes to get naughty with his bitches. Wants to be on the mariners when he grows up.

I want to be like cristopher

Cristopher by tafer April 4, 2018

cristopher

a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼

damn cristopher is so fine

cristopher by anonymous January 3, 2021

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Cristopher Columbus by teh cabose November 3, 2005

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

Cristopher Penaldus by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes

It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.

"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.

Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017

Cristopher

He is the mustiest dude ever, he walks around with his bird nest . Everybody runs with fear as he attacks them with rocks. He laughs for the most random things , that leaves u with confusion . He will laugh at u if u cry , Cristopher is mean

Cristopher likes 2D men and simps for them

Cristopher by Wolfie3207 November 22, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026